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		<title>Bizarre news #4: frozen birds, spitting nerds</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 11:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michal Kašpárek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fresh dose of unusual cases investigated by the metropolitan police.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Fresh dose of unusual cases investigated by the metropolitan police.</p>
<h3>Birds may be the fans of the global warming after all</h3>
<p>A man walking trough the banks of Svratka river noted a weak heron on January 14th. He called constables, which later found out that the bird had its pecker frozen.</p>
<p>An ornithologist cooperating with the metropolitan police rescued the heron and explained that the bird had probably attacked the ice on the frozen river, believing that releflections of street light are in fact fishes.</p>
<p>Two days later constables helped to rescue a duck frozen to the surface of Svitava river.</p>
<h3>So-called whitch cursed constables, ended in asylum</h3>
<p>A worried woman contacted the metropolitan police on January 15th, because her neighbor was destroying the equipment of their shared lobby. Constables found out that the woman was unusually agressive, spitting and kicking around and also screaming incomprehensible sentences, probably magic formulas. She smelled badly, because she was smeared with garlic. There was no other way than to contact the psychiatric hospital and transport the woman to there.</p>
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<p>On January 20th, security guards of Vaňkovka shopping mall noticed a drunk man intentionally clashing with other people and spitting on them. The guards made him leave the mall several times, but the man kept returning. Constables later checked the identity of the nerd and found out that he was from Poland and also that he had no id.</p>
<p>The man is now investigated by the foreign police.</p>
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		<title>Bizarre news #3: how to starve a rat to death and avoid problems with police</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 18:07:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michal Kašpárek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Brno Now picked the most interesting cases again.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>We picked the most interesting cases investigated by the Metropolitan police.</p>
<h3>Merciful (?) death of a rat</h3>
<p>A woman contacted the constables last weekend to tell them that her neighbour locked a rat in his closet, willing to starve it to death. Policemen arrived to the place and found out that an 67 y.o. man had really jailed a rat. He was helpless with the little intruder, so the constables advised the man to use a poison to get rid of the rodent.</p>
<h3>Two drops of perfume are not enough</h3>
<p>On Thursday, a young man was testing deodorants very heavily in one shop at Tkalcovská st. He emptied two packages in several minutes and then tried to leave. The boy was catched by security and later fined by police.</p>
<h3>Donkey the traveller is back</h3>
<p><a href="http://brnonow.com/2008/12/bizarre-news-1-orgy-of-homeless-people/">Donkey the traveller</a> escaped again on Monday. He was caught by a police squad and then returned to his owner.</p>
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		<title>Bizarre news #2: the Need for speed divorce</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 17:07:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michal Kašpárek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fresh bizarre incidents investigated by the metropolitan police.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Every week, Brno Now picks the most interesting cases investigated by the metropolitan police. </p>
<h3>In stolen bottles veritas!</h3>
<p>Constables met their usual suspect not less than four times during the night between December 22nd and 23rd. 50yo woman well-known for her problems with both alcohol and law spent the night opening bottles right in markets and immediately drinking their content.<br />
The woman will be further investigated and probably will have to pay her drinks.</p>
<h3>The Need for speed divorce</h3>
<p>A conflict of a separating pair led to a wild chase on December 29th. The metropolitan police was contacted by a 29yo woman driving a car a with her children in quarter Bystrc, who reported that her husband is chasing them in another vehicle.<br />
Constables led the woman via telephone to a nearby gas station, which was quickly reached by two patrols. Metropolitan policemen solved the conflict and handed the investigation over to the state police.</p>
<h3>Dog bit a girl right at the main station</h3>
<p>Unknown dog bit a young woman in front of the main train station in the evening of December 30th. Because the girl had not called police immediately, the dog ran away. The girl was sent to hospital for further examination.</p>
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		<title>Bizarre news #1: public orgy of homeless people, donkey the traveller, police car attacked by a skinhead</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:28:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michal Kašpárek</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every week, Brno Now picks the most interesting cases investigated by the metropolitan police.]]></description>
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<h3>Homeless woman penetrated by a beer bottle in public</h3>
<p>A half-naked woman surrounded by a group of homeless men was found by constables at Dornych st. on Sunday night. All members of the suspicious group were obviously drunk and one witness told the constables that the men had been penetrating the woman with a beer bottle.</p>
<p>The unconscious object of desire was transported to hospital and the incident is now investigated by police.</p>
<h3>Donkey the traveller</h3>
<p>The metropolitan police was contacted by a man driving throught Ořešín on Monday morning. The driver saw a donkey hanging around Klimešova st. The constables found out that the animal belongs to an inhabitant of the quater and is well known in the neighbourhood for its harmless trips.</p>
<p>&#8220;When the constables were leaving Ořešín, the donkey was peacefully returning to its barn,&#8221; reported the spokesperson of MP Denisa Kapitančiková.</p>
<h3>Police car attacked by a skinhead</h3>
<p>The Saturday night was even wilder than usual. Constables were contacted by people disturbed by a loud party held at Starobrněnská st. in the centre of Brno. The policemen found out that there were several dozens of right-wing radicals celebrating in one of the pubs, who denied to quiet down.</p>
<p>The conflict escalated when one of the skinheads attacked a police car. He was pursued for approx. 200 metres and then the constables had to use force to disarm him. The hooligan is now investigated by police, as well as other people involved in the loud party.</p>
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